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Poll #1125843 Surprise exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

this quiz is going to be all text-entry, excited?

Stop...

You see Bladby

$%^^$$%^^%$##!!!!!! %$&^$&^*&%&!!!!! *&%**%&&%$#^%^%^^!!!!!????????

Are you enjoying this so far?

there's a little boy, he is shmam; there's a little girl, she is shmam; everybody is shmam? yes?

Halibut, toast, shmam

I'm bored of this now

O.K. I lied, how much do you hate me now?

Mean: 5.25 Median: 5 Std. Dev 3.27
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2
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4
1(25.0%)
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6
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this edition will mainly be about pet food ingredients, care for your pets and they'll eat you!

yellow 2 and red 40 are derived from petroleum sources, found in many candies and sweets, also pet food. Can you spell C-A-N-C-E-R?

ground rice (1 stars) found in 17% of pet food products analyzed
Filler -- has been linked to diabetes, always indicates white rice, not whole grain but usually floor sweepings from rice industry.
what are your pets eating?

hydrochloric acid (1 stars) found in 1% of pet food products analyzed
Corrosive ingredient used as modifier for food starch, gelatin, as a pH adjuster and conversion of corn starch to syrup.

iron oxide (1 stars) found in 12% of pet food products analyzed
Can be
cultivated from rust!

propylene glycol (
1 stars) found in 4% of pet food products analyzed
Adds sweetness to food, used in antifreeze! Some preservative action, possible carcinogen

petrolatum
(1 stars) found in 1% of pet food products analyzed
Vaseline! Mild laxative effect when ingested. Petroleum is a carcinogen

that's it for now, be sure to "watch what your pets eat!"



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quotes

here are some qotds

"quando omni flunkus moritai" Red Green
"if you're stuck in a rut, stay there" Me
"what do you tell a duck to lower it's head?" Roger Abott

Wotd: seventeen
Notd: 17

we celeberate the creation of the flumps today
there no events scheduled for tomorrow, however, that doesn't mean we can't make some up!

now for some stuff to be gullible about

the most common mispelled words are: there, where, they, and whose

a child taught in base 32 would solve complex equations four times faster than a child taught in base 10
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I know this isn't a quotes page, but I've decided to include some anyways

"My days are numbered? well, make it a big number then."

"Appearances may be deceiving.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

Never run with…scissors?"

courtesy of the comical Colonel O'Neill of Stargate SG-1

colorful words!

the strangest collective nouns are as following : a murder of crows, an ostentation of peacocks, and a knot of octopuses.

blue-violet is the least favorite color if measured for length at the end of its usefulness

half of all Americans spell "hamster", " hampster" gee, where do their laundry go then?

blue dye #8, if consumed concentrated, is lethal. let's give the tyrant blue candy this year!

if every peanut-related death were counted, more users died of asphyxiation than actual allergies. the tyrant, due to his deathly allergy, sadly will not meet the fate of asphyxia.

thank you Gullible info for your crazy facts, in fact, most of these facts will now come from gullible info
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    the secret to sucess is not hard work

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xat
Poll #1108170 the impossible quiz! LJ version

How many holes in a polo?

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two
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three
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four
2(66.7%)

Can A match Box?

yes
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no
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Mike tyson can
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no, but a tin can
2(100.0%)

sdrakcab noitseuq siht rewsna?

K.O.
2(66.7%)
What you say?
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pie
1(33.3%)
I hate this quiz
0(0.0%)

Click

the answer
2(66.7%)
Out of order
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Out of order
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Out of order
1(33.3%)
Out of order
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Which one is the largest

ANSWER
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largest
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mars
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an elephant
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square root of onion

3.1415926...
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8
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shallots
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1321354631654765489786
1(33.3%)

what follows december the 2nd

december the 3rd
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n
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christmas
1(33.3%)
solstice
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how do you make a bucket lighter?

gypsies
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torch
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canned laughter
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Mike tyson
1(33.3%)

color in the correct order

Blue
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Orange
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green
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green
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yellow
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what's the eighth letter of the alpahbet?

24-17?

the choice is yours

+1 life
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+1 skip
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+1 pie
1(33.3%)
+1 time
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save changes to untitled?

yes
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no
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cancel
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bran
3(100.0%)

the answer is a horseshoe

what do you mean?
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neigh! whinney!
0(0.0%)
U
2(66.7%)
I hate this quiz
1(33.3%)
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    what the xats listen to

doy?

now some fun with numbers!
60% of frenchmen believe the sun revolves around the earth
53% of americans over the age of 20 believe in Santa Claus
18% of americans believe Christmas is the birth of Santa Claus
According to Stephen Colbert, the Elephant population has tripled during the last six months, however, we have found this to be untrue. So Shame on you Mr Stephen Cobert!
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    some nice spy music would be nice...

random tales of adventure

I'm not very wordy, I don't talk when I don't need to talk, Yesirrree, the only time I talked so much during a talking contest, and the prize was a new tire (my old tire went and implodes, yes imploded, not your ordinary flat, but an implosion) and i've had my eye on that tire, yes on it, in winter i got dared to stick my eye to the rim of the wheel, and ended up staying there for three months until the ice melted. did I ever tell you about the time I got my hand stuck in a toaster? yes a toaster, well it started when my toast got stuck inside the toaster, then I tried using a fork, then I got shocked, not fun. then I used a large hammer to the toaster, but the toast got stuck even more, now then, I finally decided to stick my hands into the toaster, but not after hours of decision, which included several blindfolded knife throwings, paddlings, and the occasional can of lima beans. in the end, my hands were free, when I jammed another toaster inside it (I don't even know what happened, must be divine intervention I'll say, just like that time I walked on water, yes, it was mid-december, now divine forces must've been working through this guy I met, cause he said: "go onto the lake, the water has become solid" and I did, and danced at my accomplishment, but it did not last long, for the dancing had weakened the Ice sooooooo much, that I fell into the ice with a "plooosh" but, that's a tale for another book, author, day, week, month, year, decade, century, millenia, etc). end of story.
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    quixotic oh great, now you tell me.